If the boys had their own political party it would most definitely be called the “It´s mine, not yours” party. (IMNY to its followers)
Their manifesto would be something along the lines of this ;
TIRED OF RULES, ROUTINES, BEDTIMES AND PERSONAL HYGIENE? VOTE IMNY!
WHAT WE STAND FOR:
It´s time we showed those rulemakers that it’s time to play (literally) our way;
EDUCATION: No need for school, we can learn all we need from Star Wars, Cbeebies, Frozen and Lego
WORK: No need to go to work, we will grow money trees next to the lego and chocolate and ham trees.
CLOTHES: Who needs them? Run free!
BEDTIME: What is the point of that? You snooze when you choose. Fancy a nap between 5pm and 9pm? Nap on!
TIDYING UP: We are aiming to abolish tidy bedrooms by 2016, much easier to find things if they are all over the floor and under the sofa than hidden away.
PARENTS: We have thought a long time about how to deal with this major problem that blights our daily fun, but we aim to teach them to know their limits. By Christmas 2015, each citizen will be handed a buzzer, linked directly to their parent, when drinks or food are needed press the buzzer and your parent will come running, we will also issue full
skivvy work uniforms for them as well as a direct link to other parents in the circumstance that you can’t get hold of your parent, or they can’t get to you quick enough
HOLIDAYS: by June 2015, we hope to implement a 365 day holiday a year.
SHARING: the main principle of IMNY is that there will be no need to share ever again, everybody will have what they want on tap, this will eradicate the risk of fighting and jealousy, leading to a harmonious kingdom run by me, not you.
You! Step away from the barren reward chart and worn naughty step. The IMNIES are waiting!
Anybody who thinks routines are the way forward and uses the word No, more than once a day. (You know who they are)
DON’T WASTE YOUR VOTE, IMNY IS WAITING FOR YOU!